One day, the cactus found out that it hadn’t been invited to the mushrooms’ gathering. It felt quite surprised and later learned that it was because it wasn’t a fungus. The cactus thought to itself, “I guess I need to find a fungal friend!”
Some people think that marathons shouldn’t raise funds because the runners always grab the money and run! Of course, that’s just a joke. Actually, marathons are held to raise donations and promote a healthy lifestyle.
One day, a crab decided to cross the road. Instead of just walking across, it chose to use the sidewalk. This made the pedestrians around it feel quite curious, and they all stopped to watch this crab that “followed traffic rules.”
Pirates always progress slowly when learning the alphabet, especially when they encounter the letter C. Because “Arrr!” is such a familiar sound to them that they often spend years practicing how to pronounce it correctly.
Do you know why noses can’t grow to be 12 inches long? Because if they did, they would become feet! Imagine if you had a nose as long as a foot; how strange that would be!
